Rules of Tumblr:
- If this comes on your dash, you have to reblog.
There is a moment, when you say to yourself “Oh, there you are. I must reblog you forever”
Hi, I’m John Green. New York Times best-selling author and Printz novelist.
john green for emperor of the world
Never not reblogging
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
KLAINERS! Always and forever REBLOG!
400000 BEFORE
PAULNOT-PAULYOU KNOW THE RULES, IF YOU SEE IT- REBLOG IT.
400000 BEFORE
PAULNOT-PAULYOU KNOW THE RULES, IF YOU SEE IT- REBLOG IT.
IT’S MEGATRON!
