NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
I feel like something really important just happened
Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.
Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever
looks like God ran out of printer ink
reblogging for comment
Captain Swan AU - Being the savior and living in Storybrooke meant there would always be some kind of emergency, or a new villain to face, but Emma and Killian decided to take advantage of any free time they had to make a future together.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING LOOP END
And all of this was made without a single human hand. We are trying to give those machines intelligence—we are giving them intelligence, more and more each day. Don’t you think that could end badly?
these are just mechanical machines that produce things on a mass scale so it saves humans time, effort, and money its not like they’re gonna become conscious and start attacking us jfc stop trying to sound profound
R W B Y + TEAM FORMATIONS
(I meant to upload these almost a week ago but they’ve been sitting in my drafts instead.)
Some moments from the AH RTX 2014 Intro. that I haven’t seen gif’d that I think should totally be gif’d.
So last night, while bored out of my mind attempting to study for exams, I randomly thought to myself “how do cute little dogs see me”
Then I came across this awesome video, that gave me lots more information, and I felt the need to share it with everyone
no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday
can you check in the back
Ya I guess I could check in the closet hold on a sec