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pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME


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dicklark:

starring in: it’s not gay if it’s in front of a camera.


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gleekprincess25:

atadistance:

Rules of Tumblr:

  1. If this comes on your dash, you have to reblog.

There is a moment, when you say to yourself “Oh, there you are. I must reblog you forever”


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downtownawesome:

lionversusbear:

jeffreyswest:

Hi, I’m John Green. New York Times best-selling author and Printz novelist.

john green for emperor of the world

Never not reblogging


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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell


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starrysleeper:

I’LL STOP REBLOGGING THIS WHEN IT STOPS BEING THE HOTTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN


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lsklainegleek:

KLAINERS!  Always and forever REBLOG!  


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400000 BEFORE PAUL NOT-PAUL

YOU KNOW THE RULES, IF YOU SEE IT- REBLOG IT. 


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400000 BEFORE PAUL NOT-PAUL

YOU KNOW THE RULES, IF YOU SEE IT- REBLOG IT.