- He sweats a lot
- He will forget the lyrics
- If you are front row you will get spit on
- You shut your mouth when he sings “Not alone” & “Teenage dream” unless he asks you to sing along
- Be respectful and dont chase him down if you see him
- Dont stab Darren
- Be nice because nobody likes an asshole

Glee day!!!
so no one told you life was gonna be this gay
You’re back shorts anon! Hello, you brighten my day with your shorts-themed ask! :)
So here’s some trivia for you! The candy-striped dolphin shorts that Kurt had on the episode was apparently the trademark of Richard Simmons, so those shorts plus the red top with crystals basically completes the Richard Simmons trademark outfit that Glee was going for. (I did a little research because you got me curious). Look him up on google images, I swear you’ll see what I mean.
Now we both know the reason behind the candy cane shorts. Yay google! :D